Richard: Lurid Digs has always cast its goggling, gimlet eye on dodgy design choices: terrifying sofas, unkempt bedrooms, Babylonian towers of tchotchkes, and so on. What we’ve never done is peek inside people’s closets. That’s because closets are safe spaces where it’s perfectly okay to stash the good china, the bad china, yesterday’s laundry, and the cat food that you bought two weeks ago but haven’t managed to stack in the pantry. Fuck the Container Store: a clean, uncluttered closet says that you’ve either got a very sick, homicidally inclined mind or you’re a Republican housewife who…
