Richard: These are not our usual interiors. For starters, they’re meticulously clean. (The homeowner probably isn’t responsible for that.) They’re also a bit grand, in the same way that we’d be “a bit” excited to slobber on Christopher Meloni’s pendulous nutsack or gargle with Chris Noth’s DNA. And of course, they’re aggressively bland. Sure, there’s a lot of baroque bullshit — the gilt chairs, the inset ceilings, the tops of those completely decorative, not-at-all architecturally significant Corinthian columns. But the monochromatic monsoon of gold and rose-gold and beige makes…
